If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
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