the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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