no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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