we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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