he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Randomize
