Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Randomize
