i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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