Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
Randomize
