I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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