I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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