But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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