I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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