it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
I need to wash the frat house off of me
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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