i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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