someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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