I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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