He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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