At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
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