another moral hangover. fuck.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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