Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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