We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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