If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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