I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
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