I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
