**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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