That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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