I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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