ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
