I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
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