I need help removing her.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
I s2g I’m about to get ghosted by a 34 yr old and my Oedipus complex cannot take it
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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