well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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