Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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