Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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