Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
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