Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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