this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Welp...herpes.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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