I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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