i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Randomize
