No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
My liver is preforming stress tests.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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