considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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