Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
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