My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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