I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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