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he shaved USA in his pubs
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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