We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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