is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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