Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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