On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
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