All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
it glows. i had to have it.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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