Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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