yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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