She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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