I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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