the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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