I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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