This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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