tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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